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Summit October Contest Winners

Congratulations to the winner and runner up for October in Summit’s ongoing “Get to the Bottom of It” contest.

Winning headline:
Why isn’t phonetic spelled the way it sounds?
Scott Martin, Hugo

What was the best thing before sliced bread?
Aubrey Nielsen, Crystal


  1. DanK says:

    Does Steven Wright, George Carlin or any of the other comedians who have said these things before get any credit?

  2. Aubrey says:

    If they said it before, I certainly didn’t recall it at the time I posted my entry.

    Thanks to all who voted for me. 🙂

  3. There is little or no originality of ideas. If we were to cite the source of the ideas we give voice to, our conversations would collapse under a deluge of footnotes, corrections, and asides.

  4. DanK says:

    I wasn’t speaking about your entry Aubrey. I thought yours was pretty good. Sorry for the broad statement.

    I’m not harping or being negative about it. I just figured a quote used word for word was over the top.

  5. Aubrey says:

    No worries, DanK.


  6. doug says:

    Who invented irony? Steven Wright? George Carlin? Yogi Berra? Socrates? God? Or Dog?

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