Today is Bad Poetry Day, poems like this are a little easier to swallow with a fresh pint of Flat Earth beer.

What is Liquid?
Margaret Cavendish, Duchess of Newcastle

All that doth flow we cannot liquid name
Or else would fire and water be the same;
But that is liquid which is moist and wet
Fire that property can never get.
Then ’tis not cold that doth the fire put out
But ’tis the wet that makes it die, no doubt.

Tonight we will have:
Belgian Pale Ale
Bermuda Triangle Triple
Cygnus X-1 Porter
Element 115 Lager
Black Helicopter Coffee Stout
Raspberry Belgian
Mystic Rhythms – Raspberry infused Cygnus

Sodas:
Ginger
Watermelon
Wild Cherry
Apricola
Rootbeer